JOLA - USED / ONE OF A KIND
Limited edition. Still operational.
£499999.99
CONDITION:
Used, loved, slightly chaotic.
Signs of wear consistent with an adventurous life.
FUNCTIONALITY:
Intermittent.
Works best with coffee, sarcasm and dried flowers.
INCLUDES:
One completely ridiculous handmade pendant.
Thoughts, opinions and occasional wisdom.
The listing is for the pendant only — not for Jola.
IMPORTANT:
May collect dead flowers without permission.
Has opinions and will share them.
Returns accepted. Buyer may be assessed.
May voluntarily enter the fireplace.
WARNING:
Not suitable for boring people.
BATTERY:
Not included. Never was.
INSTRUCTIONS:
Missing since birth.
PLEASE NOTE:
Jola is not for sale. The pendant is.
Seriously. You can’t put me in a box.
