JOLA - USED / ONE OF A KIND

Limited edition. Still operational.

£499999.99

CONDITION:
Used, loved, slightly chaotic.
Signs of wear consistent with an adventurous life.

FUNCTIONALITY:
Intermittent.
Works best with coffee, sarcasm and dried flowers.

INCLUDES:
One completely ridiculous handmade pendant.
Thoughts, opinions and occasional wisdom. 
The listing is for the pendant only — not for Jola.

IMPORTANT:
May collect dead flowers without permission.
Has opinions and will share them.
Returns accepted. Buyer may be assessed.
May voluntarily enter the fireplace.

WARNING:
Not suitable for boring people.

BATTERY:
Not included. Never was.

INSTRUCTIONS:
Missing since birth.

PLEASE NOTE:
Jola is not for sale. The pendant is.
Seriously. You can’t put me in a box.